const apk = {
pronouns: "he" | "him",
location: "India 🇮🇳",
role: "Full-Stack Freelance Developer",
currentlyLearning: ["Elixir", "how to fix my sleep cycle"],
hobbies: ["sleeping", "shitposting", "more sleeping"],
askMeAbout: ["webdev", "why my code worked yesterday but not today"],
funFact: "I don't always test my code, but when I do, I do it in production 🚨",
};"It's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature" — me, before pushing to main at 3am :(
and a few other tools I pretend to understand
| 🕐 Time | 📋 Activity |
|---|---|
| 9:00 AM | "I'll start early today" 😤 |
| 11:00 AM | Actually wakes up :( |
| 12:00 PM | Stares at code, blames the framework |
| 3:00 PM | Stack Overflow gives me hope |
| 6:00 PM | Stack Overflow takes it back 🚨 |
| 11:00 PM | Productivity arc begins |
| 4:00 AM | Ships to prod, hopes for the best (^_-) |