$ cat /etc/michael.conf
NAME="Michael J. Plaschke"
ALIAS="morks"
LOCATION="Aurich, Ostfriesland 🌊"
ROLE="Multi-Cloud & Agentic AI Infrastructure Architect"
EMPLOYER="Accenture"
FOCUS=["Cloud Governance", "Kubernetes", "OpenStack", "MeshStack/CMP", "Agentic AI", "DevSecOps"]
STATUS="Building things that shouldn't exist yet."
| Project | Status | Description |
|---|---|---|
| 🤖 Agentic OS | [active] |
Autonomous OS framework for AI agents — infrastructure that thinks for itself |
| 🏨 StayOps | [active] |
Operations platform for vacation rentals — fully automated |
| 📒 StayLedger | [active] |
Accounting & finance for landlords — no more Excel |
| 📱 StayMobile | [active] |
Mobile app for guests & hosts of Nordsicht properties |
| 🧠 SmartStay | [active] |
AI-powered guest experience & automation |
| 🏗️ Architecture as Code | [active] |
Declarative cloud architecture — infrastructure as source code |
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Vacation farm in East Frisia
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IT services for vacation rentals
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Events in East Frisia
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Bar in Aurich
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₿ 21map.deBitcoin acceptance location finder
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🛡️ SWAOAI-accelerated Cloud Workload Compliance Assessment
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> hobbies --list
[✓] Motorboat // North Sea > Office
[✓] Amateur Radio // Callsign pending
[✓] Ethical Hacking // It's not hacking if you have permission
[✓] Bitcoin // Stack sats. Stay humble.
[✓] Tai Chi // Balance between chaos and deployment
[✓] Tattoos // Permanent commit with no rollback option
[✓] Lego // Infrastructure-as-Plastic
[✓] Escape Rooms // Debugging in Real Life
[✓] Home Automation // Because the light switch needs 3 more API calls
[✓] Cooking // rm -rf burned_food && cook --retry
// EOF — morks.de // Aurich, Ostfriesland // 53°N 7°E
// "Build things that matter. Ship things that work. Delete things that don't."